John Young, Ghost Hunter

Christina School District Board of Education member John Young has taken up a new calling, that of Ghost Hunter.  After my post about The Moldy Ghost of Pulaski Elementary, Young decided to take a look for himself.  This is what he found:

Yes, that is an empty room.  No dusty cobwebs.  No ectoplasmic goo.  No police tape of any sort.  And no ghosts.  This is their old computer room.  If I had to hazard a guess, the school is under capacity as it is and given that this was the epicenter of the 2016 Moldgate issue, they decided to keep it closed.  I do have to say, for a closed room that floor looks sparkly clean.

I guess John Young ain’t afraid of no ghosts.  However, I am hearing about a new apparition at Bancroft Elementary School, on their 3rd floor…

The Moldy Ghost Of Pulaski Elementary

I’ve heard some spin in my day, but this one takes the moldy cake!  Remember Moldgate at Pulaski Elementary School in the Christina School District back in the Fall of 2016?  They cleaned it all out and everything was back to normal.  Right?  Not so fast.

Apparently, the mold is back in the basement of Pulaski Elementary.  So the school closed it off to students.  But they aren’t telling students and parents that.  No, they are basing the basement closure on ghosts.  The Hispanic Spanish students won’t go down in the basement because it is haunted.  The Pulaski Legend has it the school was built on a burial ground and those spirits are rising up causing mischief in the Pulaski basement.  Why these ghosts would confine their activities to a basement when they could just as easily float up to the rest of the school is beyond me.  I didn’t see a Paranormal Director on the Christina organizational chart.  But they must be pretty smart to be able to confine these spirits to one very specific area at the school that just so happened to be the epicenter of a major mold issue at the school.

I truly wish I was making this up.  I wish this wasn’t a real post.  I wish administrators were not THIS dumb.  But it appears they are.  Who you gonna call?