A Note From The CSN Apologist…

I would like to say I think Newark Charter School is the greatest and grooviest discrimination factory charter school in Delaware.  We operate with NO oversight whatsoever!  But we have a crooked fair lottery.  Okay.  I got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you too! HAHAHAHA!  The best part about NCS is all the free money we get.  Who cares if the feds give us money that should be going to the poor kids in Christina.  Something has to pay for all our field trips!  The Delaware DOE loves us too!  They got us federal grant money and three of us went to D.C. to get the award earlier this year.  We put $7,000 tabs at Newark Country Club under promotional items when we pay the state.  ROFL!  No one cares.  We don’t even have to file with the IRS because our forefathers thought one step ahead, always!  Because we are so supercalifragilisticexpealadociously awesome, no one really looks into us.  But good luck!  They won’t ever see our NCS Parent bank accounts!  We shuffle money around more than a blackjack dealer at Dover Downs!  And even if they did, Dave’s got our back.  Always.  That is rock solid partnership there!  Speaking of rock, did you see our latest SBAC scores?  We rock on SBAC!  GO NCS!  We have the best scores in the state.  I bet we get more fed money and reward status this year from the DOE!  Did I mention they just LOVE NCS?  No?  THE DOE LOVES NCS!  We also have a legislator in our back pocket.  The best part is we take privacy very seriously.  Our non-transparent NCS Parents Facebook Page has tighter security than Fort Knox!  Nothing gets out!  Even if it’s some loser Walmart employee that writes about us all the time, Greg, Ken, and Mike had our back.  That guy has a beef w/Newark Charter.  Don’t know what it is but we are mature enough to rise to the challenge!  We are NCS Proud!  Go Patriots! We are wondering out loud how he got a hold of a private message yesterday from President Steve though.  How was he able to get that past our security protocols?  Oh well, I’m sure he will continue to write about us.  It just gives us more attention.  And the whole money thing?  Who cares.  Don’t worry. Even if charters do get s little more they’ll still be no where near districts.  But we have all our own hidden money!  Hint: It’s not in the cafetorium! HA! What a dope!  Maybe it’s somewhere in our five mile radius that exists in Maryland!  Can I just say how awesome our elitist enclave is?  Yeah, we’re going to let more CSD kids in…NOT!  Keep believing the lies CSD!  And their little equity advocate.  We just hate on her all the time on here.  Hey, are you guy’s going to Meece’s crab bucket party this weekend?

Editor’s note #1: Parts of the above may or may not have happened on the NCS Parents Facebook page today.  I have no doubt the really cool NCS parents will be able to figure it out.

Editor’s note #2: Nothing stays hidden forever.

Editor’s note #3: You still have no clue about what your leaders are up to.

Editor’s note #4: This is not a representation of the entire NCS Parent base.  Just some of their very ignorant ones who probably need more parental guidance in their life than the CSD students their school wants to take more resources from by whatever means necessary.  I’m sure you are a shining example for the good people at NCS!  I wish you could see what is real and what isn’t.  I guess you would have to be able to join the NCS Parents Facebook Page.  But I’m sure they have very specific enrollment preferences!