Exclusive: As Officials Close In On Cause Of Debilitating Condition Unique To Delaware, The Cure Remains Elusive

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The symptoms are not visible to the human eye unless you are in the right place at the right time.  It is an illness afflicting many in Delaware.  At last, the CDC has found the cause.  It didn’t have a scientific name until now.  I was given the exclusive on this mysterious sickness that threatens The First State.  Now is the time to let it be known to the entire state.