Breaking News: Exciting New Cast Addition To Delaware DOE: The Movie

On the two-year anniversary of this blog, I exclusively broke the news about “Delaware DOE: The Movie”.  My inside sources, who may or may not work at a marijuana processing plant in Delaware, have given me the scoop of the week on a new casting.  With an increasing spotlight on the Delaware Pathways to Prosperity program being pimped by the Governor and select legislators, the director felt the need to add the character of Luke Rhine to the film.  He had to find someone who had a pony-tail and looked the part.  This is what we got:

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Were they separated at birth?  Yes, none other than Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters has signed up for the movie about corruption and fraud in the Delaware education system which reaches out to the Governor’s office and other state agencies.

Because of the Every Student Succeeds Act and the upcoming Delaware elections, production has been sporadic.  But my spy drones were able to find out that there is an open audition for a group calling themselves “The Stakeholders”.  But there is a lengthy interview process and only the Delaware DOE has approval authority for who can be cast in these roles.  Donald Sutherland, in the role of Dr. Steven Godowsky, wants production to hurry up before Godowsky books his “Fishing in Florida” trip in late January.  Meanwhile, Kevin Spacey, cast as Governor Jack Markell, is desperate to grow his hair back before production starts on the next season of House of Cards.

 

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